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by unknown authors, which includes several net fortune cookies
Excellence can be attained if you care more than others think is wise, risk more than others think is safe, dream more than others think is practical, expect more than others think is possible...
I am the first and the last.
I am the honored one and the scorned one.
I an the whore and the holy one.
I am the wife and the virgin.
I am the bride and the bridegroom, and it is my husband who begot me.
I am knowledge and ignorance...
I am foolish and I am wise...
I am the one whom they call life [Eve] and you have called Death...
from: "Thunder: Perfect Mind," author unknown
You cannot overcome time. All things wither, fade, perish. Whether
your love lasts until your death or not, it will surely die and you will
be dirt again. Why must it be that the imagining of an entire life
together is the final measure of whether love is true? Love exists in
the moment, it is more a thing of the sharp present than almost anything
else you can do. What is that quality of permanence that makes it so
necessary before you can open your heart to love? I think that comes
from a baser feeling, the need for security and stability. I have loved
many women in my life, and I have been in love three times, maybe four.
Each of these women is so special, our time together so perfect and
transcendent. It still warms my heart to know that they are alive, that
we shared the moment together. If I never see my lover again, if she
dies or if the spark that once arched between us is broken, I will still
be content and full, knowing that it happened. At that moment when you
die, you may or may not be holding your lover's hand. Probably you will
not. So it is all memory anyway. Why not enjoy it in the present, not in
thoughts of future recollection?
-- author unknown, from the net
A bomb threat to a gas station pulled out the bomb squad. In a [TV]
clip that followed when everything had been taken care of, this was seen
on the back of one of the squad's T-shirts: "I'm a bomb technician. If
you see me running... try to keep up."
-- author unkown, from the net
I realize that, as artists, we're supposed to develop inflated egos
with delusions of grandeur. But I had no idea that inflated egos were
supposed to develop delusions of artistry.
-- author unknown, from the net
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes.
(If you can read this, you are overeducated)
Warning: Dates in the calendar may be closer than they appear.
Some come to laugh their past away,
Some come to make just one more day.
Liberty is not the freedom to do whatever we want, it is the freedom to do whatever we are able.
I dreamed Life was beauty, I woke -- Life was duty.
Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it strikes late in life.
Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.
Bagdikian's Observation: Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's "St. Matthew's Passion" on a ukelele.
Cthulhu Saves! (He might get hungry later)
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.
Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
We really don't have any enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
The path of least resistance makes rivers and people crooked.
Virtue untested is arrogance.
Sic semper telecommunicatis.
If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Use leavened bread in your Eucharist -- Christ is risen!
Eat or be eaten... mmm, I love the law of the jungle!
Me, I'm examining the major Western religions. I'm looking for something that's soft on morality, generous with holidays, and has a short initiation period.
If you make people think they're thinking they'll love you; but if you really make them think they'll hate you.
No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
Sysop ('sih sop) n.: The guy laughing at your typing.
Roll with the storm, but refuse the abuse.
Actually, marriage and crucifixion have a lot in common.
I had to hit him -- he was starting to make sense.
I have a very firm grasp on reality! I can reach out and strangle it any time!
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)
The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory, in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system: "But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil." Matthew 5:37
The heart treasures secrets not worth the telling.
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
While having never invented a sin, I'm trying to perfect several.
The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.
People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
Click on the mailbox to let me know what you think about what I've written -- I'm always interested in communicating! ;-)
Last Updated: Mon Aug 10 1997