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Reality Instructions
Some excerpts from the instruction sheet for the female condom,
which is called "Reality":
- Keep Reality out of reach of children.
- Read Instructions carefully before using Reality.
- This leaflet explains how to use Reality.
- Some questions women have about using Reality.
- You can use Reality to protect yourself and your partner.
- Reality only works when you use it.
- Use a new Reality with each and every sex act.
- Don't tear Reality.
- How Reality was Tested.
- Take out Reality and examine it closely.
- Inserting Reality.
- Make sure Reality is not twisted after insertion.
- Reality may tend to move during sex.
- Is Reality noisy during sex?
- Store Reality at room temperature.
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