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Reality Instructions

Some excerpts from the instruction sheet for the female condom, which is called "Reality":
  • Keep Reality out of reach of children.
  • Read Instructions carefully before using Reality.
  • This leaflet explains how to use Reality.
  • Some questions women have about using Reality.
  • You can use Reality to protect yourself and your partner.
  • Reality only works when you use it.
  • Use a new Reality with each and every sex act.
  • Don't tear Reality.
  • How Reality was Tested.
  • Take out Reality and examine it closely.
  • Inserting Reality.
  • Make sure Reality is not twisted after insertion.
  • Reality may tend to move during sex.
  • Is Reality noisy during sex?
  • Store Reality at room temperature.






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